SHAVED MY HEAD! I HAD A BRITTNEY MOMENT! THAT ENDED UP BEING A REAL HAIRY BACK!

OK SO MY PHONE WAS BLOWING UP FULL OF DRAMA ABOUT YOU NAME IT! SO I HAD A LITTLE BREAK DOWN AND SHAVED MY HEAD AND GOT THIS GREAT HAIRY BACK OUT OF THE DEAL! I WAS TRYING TO BE ALL SERIOUS AND RID

BIRDS THAT WONT GO AWAY! LOL

OK! These birds are amazing. Tuesday morning my friend Gary called animal control to have the crazy birds taken care of! They have been out in front of our house for two days in 100 degree weather! Finally one was captured and one got away! LOL! CHECK IT OUT!

BIRDS THAT GAVE UP!

OK! So Monday my roomate Gary saw some birds on his hood and they weren't budging so Gary decided to "shoo" them away with his hat.He ended up hitting both of them upside the head and they rolled off the hood and on to the driveway! Gary came busting through the door laughing and soon turned from laughter to concern for the little winged friends. He thought that he injured them but we soon realized it was just to hot for them to fly anymore so we sprayed them with the hose and they took it like a champ! THEY DRANK FOR LIKE 20 minutes! Taking water right up the beak.

BRITTNEY SPEARS NEW BOYFRIEND

Britney Spears Is Dating Her Agent
After a tumultuous relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib and a heartbreaking divorce from Kevin Federline, Britney Spears has found somebody new – and her family approves.

Confirming Internet rumors, a source tells PEOPLE that Spears, 27, is romantically involved with her agent, Jason Trawick. "They are totally and definitely dating," the source says. "Her dad loves him. He's the best thing that happened to her."

In recent months, Trawick has often been photographed with the pop star, including during her May trip to the Bahamas with her sons, Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2.

Boy finds Seven leaf clover

Alastair Barnes discovered the unusual clover at Coombe Bissett nature reserve, near Salisbury, Wilts while out walking his dog with his father Jonathan.

Clovers occasionally have leaves with four leaflets, instead of the usual three - these are considered lucky, while five and six leaf clovers are considered even more unusual.


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"I was really hoping to find a four leaf clover when I spotted one with seven leaves," he said.

"I was amazed and I immediately shouted to my dad, 'daddy daddy, I've found a seven leaf cover.'

"He didn't believe me at first but then he came over and had a look for himself.

"I picked it and took it home. It was amazing to find something so rare - I was so happy."

Sue Tatman, from the Wildlife Trust said: "This is an extremely unusual find.

"It just goes to show it is always worth keeping your eyes peeled when you are outside, as nature is full of surprises."

According to tradition, four-leaf clovers bring good luck to their finders, especially if found accidentally.

Each leaflet is said to represent something - the first is for hope, the second faith, the third love, and the fourth luck.

Another Irish legend tells that the three leaf clover, or "Shamrock", was what Saint Patrick used to represent the Holy Trinity.

SAN QUENTIN UP FOR SALE

SACRAMENTO, March 19 (UPI) -- A California state senator is calling for San Quentin State Prison to be closed and the land auctioned to private developers.

State Sen. Jeff Denham, R-Merced, said the 158-year-old prison was built on what was once a remote peninsula on San Francisco Bay but the property is now surrounded by some of the most prized real estate in the region, ABC News reported Thursday.

"Quite frankly, our inmates just don't need ocean views," Denham said. "It's one of the oldest and most inefficient prisons in the entire nation. We could sell this one and build four others at less expensive places in the state."

Denham, who has previously introduced legislation to sell the prison without success, estimated the property could sell for as much as $2 billion, bringing the cash-strapped state some much-needed revenue, ABC News said.

However, Seth Unger, press secretary for the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, said the department doesn't agree with Denham's appraisal of the 5,300-bed prison's worth.

"We very much disagree with the idea that you can sell this property for $2 billion," he told ABC News. "Furthermore, the cost to build a new prison with 5,300 beds would likely be over $2 billion and there's not any identified site in California that has open arms to housing the next death row."

A committee hearing on Denham's proposal has been scheduled for March 31.


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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

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Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt B000OE2OLU Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Apparel Dual Function Design This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" November 10, 2008
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Posted on May 15, 2009 7:10 AM PDT
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Bravo, sir! I bow before your linguistic might and satirical genius.

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To Eric Holland:

No, this shirt is INEFFECTIVE at flea markets. You are officially warned! However, there is a Chupacabra shirt that works at flea markets. You can find it below. It says that it is a maternity shirt and is available in XXL. This is PERFECT, as it will probably match the phenotype of the men who want to wear it even better than a men's XXL would.

http://www.amazon.com/CafePress-Chupacabra-Maternity-Dark-T-Shirt/dp/B0022L2Y7C/

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I am wondering if Zubazs are the pants to wear with this shirt and if so, what color. Also, footwear and sock advice please. Thanks

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I absolutely love amazon, but seeing this allows to me see a new more comical aspect of the online shopping center i love. Whoever thought of doing this is incredibly witty and should send me a copy of her first real short story or novel.

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Oh yes, and send us a little magic by internet too :)

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Does this design come on underwear? That's where I need it most!

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Check out the 100+ absolutely hilarious reviews for this Amazon product. They're the funniest reviews on Amazon!

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oustanding! brilliant! hilarious! i laughed until i cried.

MOTORCYCLE WRECK IN WOODY!

I came around a corner and what do you know? A nice BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG patch of sand just for me! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAASH! The bike went over and I went down with it. The funny thing is, I wasn't worried about myself I just didn't want my bike to be messed up.So s I was sliding into the other lane ready to be clipped by a car, I was thinking.. "Man I hope it doesnt hit the mountain too hard"! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Enjoy!

ASIAN SONG BIRD IN PANTS

You're looking at an official photo of some dumbass named Sony Dong who tried to smuggle 14 songbirds into LAX on a commercial flight from Vietnam. Feds moved in on the guy when they noticed bird feathers and droppings on his socks. When they rolled up his pant legs, feds could barely believe what they saw...

But here's where it gets really sad -- feds had been tracking the guy since December, when they found an abandoned suitcase at LAX, checked by Dong, which contained 18 birds ... five of which were dead.
When they saw that Dong was scheduled to travel to Vietnam in April, they waited for him when he got off the plane -- and swooped in for the bust.

Dong has been charged with three counts of illegally importing wildlife, three counts of importing goods by means of false statement and conspiracy. If convicted, Dong could do up to ten years in a cage of his own.

WOODY ROAD RIDE!!! I THINK I HAVE TO MUCH TIME! LOL!

TREE GROWS IN MANS LUNG

Initially doctors thought that this Russian patient has cancer, but they were very amazed to find fir tree in his lung. A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood.

The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports. Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut eventually removing a small fir tree from his lung.

“I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,” says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.

The five-centimeter branch was removed from the patient’s body.

“They told me my coughing blood was not caused by any disease,” Sidorkin says.

“It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.”

It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body becoming a small fir tree in his lung. Meanwhile, the piece of lung with the little fir tree has been preserved for further study.

Source: Mosnews.com

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SPIDER FEAR! RACHEL IS VERY SCARED OF SPIDERS! SO A GOOD BROTHER SHOULD HELP!

Step1Firstly you should know that you can't escape spiders and that they are everywhere, so there's no point stressing out about them. Think to yourself things like, how often do you hear of a spider killing someone? They are probably more scared of us than we are of them, look how big we are compared to them. They are unavoidable so you must overcome the fear of them.


Step2Do some research into spiders in your country. It's unlikely that there are dangerous spiders where you live as these are rare, but it's best that you know the facts. Should you have dangerous spiders near where you live, research what they look like, what you should do if you see one, etc. If you know what to do, should you see a risky spider, you wont be bitten if you are calm and follow the instructions. Should the spider get to you, there is always a cure for spiders at the hospital.


Step3Get some toy spiders and pictures of spiders and get someone that you know well and trust to look at these pictures with you. The more you do this, the more you'll get to know what they are actually like.
Step4Lastly, you must face your fear. I'm not asking you to touch a spider but when you do see one (assuming it is not a harmful spider) look at it. Each time you see one, gradually get closer to it. It really will work.

I GOT ROBBED THIS MORNING! LOOK AT THE PICTURE AND TELL ME WHATS WRONG HERE!

EXERCISE AT YOUR COMPUTER!

Addicted to Twitter? Hooked on FaceBook? Can’t get enough of your favorite blogs and websites? It seems there are so many more reasons to stay online these days… which means endless hours of sitting. But since that is just so unhealthy, I’ve come up with some ideas to help you get fit while you're online - exercises to get your heart rate up, help you tone up, and de-stress. All at the comfort of that computer desk you're glued to ... or close by.

1.Cyber Squats - Who says you have to sit when you're online? Set your chair aside for a few minutes and instead do squats as you cruise around the Web. I'm squatting right now as I write this - ouch!
Try these Shotgun Squats

2. RSS Raises – As you're sitting at your desk, straighten your knees and lift your legs out in front of you. Do this as you catch up on your favorite blogs on your RSS reader. What the heck is RSS?

3. 10 Minute Move it! Break #1 – Alternate jogging in place with jumping jacks – do a minute of each and repeat 5 times.

4. Twitter Tummy Tone - Tighten your abs for 30 seconds and then release. Do this as you tweet. Tweet me here

5. Social Squeezes – Tighten your glutes for 30 seconds and then release. (Good thing noone can see you at this social, right?) Repeat as you Stumble, Digg, or Friend on Facebook.

6. 10 Minute Move it! Break #2 – Grab a step stool and climb up and down – get creative if you like and alternate knee lifts at the top of the step. Or how 'bout a creative housecleaning workout break?

7. Inbox Incline - While you're sitting with your feet on the floor, raise your heels so you are on the balls of your feet and lower them. Make sure you can feel it in your calves. Do this as you read and reply to your emails.

8. 10 Minute Move it! Break #3 – Do walking lunges around the house or office. Want to make it more challenging? Add some weights and do bicep curls at the same time. Or try some of Jamie Eason's plyometrics moves

9. Blogger Breather - Grab a quick minute to just close your eyes and focus on your breath. Count to 10 as you slowly inhale through your nose, thinking positive thoughts. Exhale through your mouth, again counting to 10. This time release all the tension and stress out of your body. Repeat if you have a few more seconds.

10. Sign Off Stretches. Your neck and shoulders can get pretty tense when you sit at a computer too long. So loosen them up throughout the day with:
a) Shoulder shrugs - with your head at your chest, shrug your shoulders up and down.
b) Neck Rolls - relax your shoulders and let your head roll forward. Slowly rotate your head in a circle. Repeat five times.

Do these exercises throughout the day to avoid becoming a computer potato!
by FatFighterTV, on Thu Apr 9, 2009 1:30pm PDT

MAKE YOURSELF HAPPIER IN THE NEXT HOUR READY GOOOOOOOOOOO!

You can make yourself happier – and this doesn’t have to be a long-term ambition. You can start right now. In the next hour, check off as many of the following items as possible. Each of these accomplishments will lift your mood, as will the mere fact that you’ve tackled and achieved some concrete goals.

1. Boost your energy: stand up and pace while you talk on the phone or, even better, take a brisk ten-minute walk outside. Research shows that when people move faster, their metabolism speeds up, and the activity and sunlight are good for your focus, your mood, and the retention of information. Plus, because of emotional contagion, if you act energetic, you’ll help the people around you feel energetic, too.

2. Reach out to friends: make a lunch date or send an email to a friend you haven’t seen in a while. Having warm, close bonds with other people is one of the keys to happiness, so take the time to stay in touch. Somewhat surprisingly, it turns out that socializing boosts the moods not only of extroverts, but also of introverts.

3. Rid yourself of a nagging task: answer a difficult email, purchase something you need, or call to make that dentist’s appointment. Crossing an irksome chore off your to-do list will give you a big rush of energy and cheer, and you’ll be surprised that you procrastinated for so long.

4. Create a calmer environment: clear some physical and mental space around your desk by sorting papers, pitching junk, stowing supplies, sending out quick responses, filing, or even just making your piles neater. Try to get in the habit of using the “one minute rule”—i.e., never postpone any task that can be completed in less than one minute. An uncluttered environment will contribute to a more serene mood.

5. Lay the groundwork for some future fun: order a book you’ve been wanting to read (not something you think you should read) or plan a weekend excursion to a museum, hiking trail, sporting event, gardening store, movie theater—whatever sounds like fun. Studies show that having fun on a regular basis is a pillar of happiness, and anticipation is an important part of that pleasure. Try to involve friends or family, as well; people enjoy almost all activities more when they’re with other people than when they’re alone.

6. Do a good deed: make an email introduction of two people who could help each other, or set up a blind date, or shoot someone a piece of useful information or gratifying praise. Do good, feel good—this really works. Also, although we often believe that we act because of the way we feel, in fact, we often feel because of the way we act. When you act in a friendly way, you’ll strengthen your feelings of friendliness for other people.

7. Act happy: put a smile on your face right now, and keep smiling. Research shows that even an artificially induced smile has a positive influence on your emotions—turns out that just going through the motion of happiness brightens your mood. And if you’re smiling, other people will perceive you as being friendlier and more approachable.

Some people worry that wanting to be happier is a selfish goal. To the contrary. Studies show that happier people are more sociable, likable, healthy, and productive—and they’re more inclined to help other people. So in working to boost your own happiness, you’re benefiting others as well.

Feel happier yet?
by Gretchen Rubin, 16 hours ago

BIKE AND MEMORIES

Took a ride through memory lane today to gain perspective! You have to see where you came from to know where you are going! My old house looks better these days! My bike makes it look good hahahhahaha! anyway! Just thought I would share!

MY TRIP TO LAGUNA TO PICK UP MY NEW GIRL! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GSXR 750

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