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SHAVED MY HEAD! I HAD A BRITTNEY MOMENT! THAT ENDED UP BEING A REAL HAIRY BACK!

2009-07-07T08:46:00.000-07:00

OK SO MY PHONE WAS BLOWING UP FULL OF DRAMA ABOUT YOU NAME IT! SO I HAD A LITTLE BREAK DOWN AND SHAVED MY HEAD AND GOT THIS GREAT HAIRY BACK OUT OF THE DEAL! I WAS TRYING TO BE ALL SERIOUS AND RID

BIRDS THAT WONT GO AWAY! LOL

2009-07-01T08:09:00.001-07:00

OK! These birds are amazing. Tuesday morning my friend Gary called animal control to have the crazy birds taken care of! They have been out in front of our house for two days in 100 degree weather! Finally one was captured and one got away! LOL! CHECK IT OUT!

BIRDS THAT GAVE UP!

2009-06-30T08:00:00.000-07:00

OK! So Monday my roomate Gary saw some birds on his hood and they weren't budging so Gary decided to "shoo" them away with his hat.He ended up hitting both of them upside the head and they rolled off the hood and on to the driveway! Gary came busting through the door laughing and soon turned from laughter to concern for the little winged friends. He thought that he injured them but we soon realized it was just to hot for them to fly anymore so we sprayed them with the hose and they took it like a champ! THEY DRANK FOR LIKE 20 minutes! Taking water right up the beak.

BRITTNEY SPEARS NEW BOYFRIEND

2009-06-10T07:56:00.001-07:00

Britney Spears Is Dating Her Agent
After a tumultuous relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib and a heartbreaking divorce from Kevin Federline, Britney Spears has found somebody new – and her family approves.

Confirming Internet rumors, a source tells PEOPLE that Spears, 27, is romantically involved with her agent, Jason Trawick. "They are totally and definitely dating," the source says. "Her dad loves him. He's the best thing that happened to her."

In recent months, Trawick has often been photographed with the pop star, including during her May trip to the Bahamas with her sons, Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2.

Boy finds Seven leaf clover

2009-06-10T05:47:00.000-07:00

Alastair Barnes discovered the unusual clover at Coombe Bissett nature reserve, near Salisbury, Wilts while out walking his dog with his father Jonathan.

Clovers occasionally have leaves with four leaflets, instead of the usual three - these are considered lucky, while five and six leaf clovers are considered even more unusual.

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"I was really hoping to find a four leaf clover when I spotted one with seven leaves," he said.

"I was amazed and I immediately shouted to my dad, 'daddy daddy, I've found a seven leaf cover.'

"He didn't believe me at first but then he came over and had a look for himself.

"I picked it and took it home. It was amazing to find something so rare - I was so happy."

Sue Tatman, from the Wildlife Trust said: "This is an extremely unusual find.

"It just goes to show it is always worth keeping your eyes peeled when you are outside, as nature is full of surprises."

According to tradition, four-leaf clovers bring good luck to their finders, especially if found accidentally.

Each leaflet is said to represent something - the first is for hope, the second faith, the third love, and the fourth luck.

Another Irish legend tells that the three leaf clover, or "Shamrock", was what Saint Patrick used to represent the Holy Trinity.

SAN QUENTIN UP FOR SALE

2009-06-09T06:05:00.000-07:00

SACRAMENTO, March 19 (UPI) -- A California state senator is calling for San Quentin State Prison to be closed and the land auctioned to private developers.

State Sen. Jeff Denham, R-Merced, said the 158-year-old prison was built on what was once a remote peninsula on San Francisco Bay but the property is now surrounded by some of the most prized real estate in the region, ABC News reported Thursday.

"Quite frankly, our inmates just don't need ocean views," Denham said. "It's one of the oldest and most inefficient prisons in the entire nation. We could sell this one and build four others at less expensive places in the state."

Denham, who has previously introduced legislation to sell the prison without success, estimated the property could sell for as much as $2 billion, bringing the cash-strapped state some much-needed revenue, ABC News said.

However, Seth Unger, press secretary for the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, said the department doesn't agree with Denham's appraisal of the 5,300-bed prison's worth.

"We very much disagree with the idea that you can sell this property for $2 billion," he told ABC News. "Furthermore, the cost to build a new prison with 5,300 beds would likely be over $2 billion and there's not any identified site in California that has open arms to housing the next death row."

A committee hearing on Denham's proposal has been scheduled for March 31.

© 2009 United Press International, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

WOLF SHIRT MAGIC!

2009-05-20T08:07:00.000-07:00

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Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern"

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
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Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt B000OE2OLU Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Apparel Dual Function Design This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" November 10, 2008
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Posted on May 15, 2009 7:10 AM PDT
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Bravo, sir! I bow before your linguistic might and satirical genius.

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In reply to an earlier post on May 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT
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To Eric Holland:

No, this shirt is INEFFECTIVE at flea markets. You are officially warned! However, there is a Chupacabra shirt that works at flea markets. You can find it below. It says that it is a maternity shirt and is available in XXL. This is PERFECT, as it will probably match the phenotype of the men who want to wear it even better than a men's XXL would.

http://www.amazon.com/CafePress-Chupacabra-Maternity-Dark-T-Shirt/dp/B0022L2Y7C/

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Posted on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT
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I am wondering if Zubazs are the pants to wear with this shirt and if so, what color. Also, footwear and sock advice please. Thanks

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Do people like this really exist?

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Posted on May 18, 2009 4:27 PM PDT
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I absolutely love amazon, but seeing this allows to me see a new more comical aspect of the online shopping center i love. Whoever thought of doing this is incredibly witty and should send me a copy of her first real short story or novel.

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Oh yes, and send us a little magic by internet too :)

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Does this design come on underwear? That's where I need it most!

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Check out the 100+ absolutely hilarious reviews for this Amazon product. They're the funniest reviews on Amazon!

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oustanding! brilliant! hilarious! i laughed until i cried.

MOTORCYCLE WRECK IN WOODY!

2009-05-18T07:19:00.001-07:00

I came around a corner and what do you know? A nice BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG patch of sand just for me! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAASH! The bike went over and I went down with it. The funny thing is, I wasn't worried about myself I just didn't want my bike to be messed up.So s I was sliding into the other lane ready to be clipped by a car, I was thinking.. "Man I hope it doesnt hit the mountain too hard"! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Enjoy!

ASIAN SONG BIRD IN PANTS

2009-05-06T08:47:00.000-07:00

You're looking at an official photo of some dumbass named Sony Dong who tried to smuggle 14 songbirds into LAX on a commercial flight from Vietnam. Feds moved in on the guy when they noticed bird feathers and droppings on his socks. When they rolled up his pant legs, feds could barely believe what they saw...

But here's where it gets really sad -- feds had been tracking the guy since December, when they found an abandoned suitcase at LAX, checked by Dong, which contained 18 birds ... five of which were dead.
When they saw that Dong was scheduled to travel to Vietnam in April, they waited for him when he got off the plane -- and swooped in for the bust.

Dong has been charged with three counts of illegally importing wildlife, three counts of importing goods by means of false statement and conspiracy. If convicted, Dong could do up to ten years in a cage of his own.

WOODY ROAD RIDE!!! I THINK I HAVE TO MUCH TIME! LOL!

2009-05-06T08:12:00.000-07:00

TREE GROWS IN MANS LUNG

2009-04-21T07:57:00.001-07:00

Initially doctors thought that this Russian patient has cancer, but they were very amazed to find fir tree in his lung. A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood.

The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports. Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut eventually removing a small fir tree from his lung.

“I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,” says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.

The five-centimeter branch was removed from the patient’s body.

“They told me my coughing blood was not caused by any disease,” Sidorkin says.

“It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.”

It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body becoming a small fir tree in his lung. Meanwhile, the piece of lung with the little fir tree has been preserved for further study.

Source: Mosnews.com

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK WINNER PICTURES

2009-04-21T06:36:00.001-07:00

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK PICS FROM SABRINA MILLER WHO WON ON KGFM

2009-04-21T06:31:00.001-07:00

SPIDER FEAR! RACHEL IS VERY SCARED OF SPIDERS! SO A GOOD BROTHER SHOULD HELP!

2009-04-21T06:05:00.000-07:00

Step1Firstly you should know that you can't escape spiders and that they are everywhere, so there's no point stressing out about them. Think to yourself things like, how often do you hear of a spider killing someone? They are probably more scared of us than we are of them, look how big we are compared to them. They are unavoidable so you must overcome the fear of them.

Step2Do some research into spiders in your country. It's unlikely that there are dangerous spiders where you live as these are rare, but it's best that you know the facts. Should you have dangerous spiders near where you live, research what they look like, what you should do if you see one, etc. If you know what to do, should you see a risky spider, you wont be bitten if you are calm and follow the instructions. Should the spider get to you, there is always a cure for spiders at the hospital.

Step3Get some toy spiders and pictures of spiders and get someone that you know well and trust to look at these pictures with you. The more you do this, the more you'll get to know what they are actually like.
Step4Lastly, you must face your fear. I'm not asking you to touch a spider but when you do see one (assuming it is not a harmful spider) look at it. Each time you see one, gradually get closer to it. It really will work.

I GOT ROBBED THIS MORNING! LOOK AT THE PICTURE AND TELL ME WHATS WRONG HERE!

2009-04-14T06:55:00.000-07:00

EXERCISE AT YOUR COMPUTER!

2009-04-14T06:43:00.000-07:00

Addicted to Twitter? Hooked on FaceBook? Can’t get enough of your favorite blogs and websites? It seems there are so many more reasons to stay online these days… which means endless hours of sitting. But since that is just so unhealthy, I’ve come up with some ideas to help you get fit while you're online - exercises to get your heart rate up, help you tone up, and de-stress. All at the comfort of that computer desk you're glued to ... or close by.

1.Cyber Squats - Who says you have to sit when you're online? Set your chair aside for a few minutes and instead do squats as you cruise around the Web. I'm squatting right now as I write this - ouch!
Try these Shotgun Squats

2. RSS Raises – As you're sitting at your desk, straighten your knees and lift your legs out in front of you. Do this as you catch up on your favorite blogs on your RSS reader. What the heck is RSS?

3. 10 Minute Move it! Break #1 – Alternate jogging in place with jumping jacks – do a minute of each and repeat 5 times.

4. Twitter Tummy Tone - Tighten your abs for 30 seconds and then release. Do this as you tweet. Tweet me here

5. Social Squeezes – Tighten your glutes for 30 seconds and then release. (Good thing noone can see you at this social, right?) Repeat as you Stumble, Digg, or Friend on Facebook.

6. 10 Minute Move it! Break #2 – Grab a step stool and climb up and down – get creative if you like and alternate knee lifts at the top of the step. Or how 'bout a creative housecleaning workout break?

7. Inbox Incline - While you're sitting with your feet on the floor, raise your heels so you are on the balls of your feet and lower them. Make sure you can feel it in your calves. Do this as you read and reply to your emails.

8. 10 Minute Move it! Break #3 – Do walking lunges around the house or office. Want to make it more challenging? Add some weights and do bicep curls at the same time. Or try some of Jamie Eason's plyometrics moves

9. Blogger Breather - Grab a quick minute to just close your eyes and focus on your breath. Count to 10 as you slowly inhale through your nose, thinking positive thoughts. Exhale through your mouth, again counting to 10. This time release all the tension and stress out of your body. Repeat if you have a few more seconds.

10. Sign Off Stretches. Your neck and shoulders can get pretty tense when you sit at a computer too long. So loosen them up throughout the day with:
a) Shoulder shrugs - with your head at your chest, shrug your shoulders up and down.
b) Neck Rolls - relax your shoulders and let your head roll forward. Slowly rotate your head in a circle. Repeat five times.

Do these exercises throughout the day to avoid becoming a computer potato!
by FatFighterTV, on Thu Apr 9, 2009 1:30pm PDT

MAKE YOURSELF HAPPIER IN THE NEXT HOUR READY GOOOOOOOOOOO!

2009-04-14T06:25:00.000-07:00

You can make yourself happier – and this doesn’t have to be a long-term ambition. You can start right now. In the next hour, check off as many of the following items as possible. Each of these accomplishments will lift your mood, as will the mere fact that you’ve tackled and achieved some concrete goals.

1. Boost your energy: stand up and pace while you talk on the phone or, even better, take a brisk ten-minute walk outside. Research shows that when people move faster, their metabolism speeds up, and the activity and sunlight are good for your focus, your mood, and the retention of information. Plus, because of emotional contagion, if you act energetic, you’ll help the people around you feel energetic, too.

2. Reach out to friends: make a lunch date or send an email to a friend you haven’t seen in a while. Having warm, close bonds with other people is one of the keys to happiness, so take the time to stay in touch. Somewhat surprisingly, it turns out that socializing boosts the moods not only of extroverts, but also of introverts.

3. Rid yourself of a nagging task: answer a difficult email, purchase something you need, or call to make that dentist’s appointment. Crossing an irksome chore off your to-do list will give you a big rush of energy and cheer, and you’ll be surprised that you procrastinated for so long.

4. Create a calmer environment: clear some physical and mental space around your desk by sorting papers, pitching junk, stowing supplies, sending out quick responses, filing, or even just making your piles neater. Try to get in the habit of using the “one minute rule”—i.e., never postpone any task that can be completed in less than one minute. An uncluttered environment will contribute to a more serene mood.

5. Lay the groundwork for some future fun: order a book you’ve been wanting to read (not something you think you should read) or plan a weekend excursion to a museum, hiking trail, sporting event, gardening store, movie theater—whatever sounds like fun. Studies show that having fun on a regular basis is a pillar of happiness, and anticipation is an important part of that pleasure. Try to involve friends or family, as well; people enjoy almost all activities more when they’re with other people than when they’re alone.

6. Do a good deed: make an email introduction of two people who could help each other, or set up a blind date, or shoot someone a piece of useful information or gratifying praise. Do good, feel good—this really works. Also, although we often believe that we act because of the way we feel, in fact, we often feel because of the way we act. When you act in a friendly way, you’ll strengthen your feelings of friendliness for other people.

7. Act happy: put a smile on your face right now, and keep smiling. Research shows that even an artificially induced smile has a positive influence on your emotions—turns out that just going through the motion of happiness brightens your mood. And if you’re smiling, other people will perceive you as being friendlier and more approachable.

Some people worry that wanting to be happier is a selfish goal. To the contrary. Studies show that happier people are more sociable, likable, healthy, and productive—and they’re more inclined to help other people. So in working to boost your own happiness, you’re benefiting others as well.

Feel happier yet?
by Gretchen Rubin, 16 hours ago

BIKE AND MEMORIES

2009-04-09T13:12:00.001-07:00

Took a ride through memory lane today to gain perspective! You have to see where you came from to know where you are going! My old house looks better these days! My bike makes it look good hahahhahaha! anyway! Just thought I would share!

2009-04-07T07:05:00.000-07:00

MY TRIP TO LAGUNA TO PICK UP MY NEW GIRL! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GSXR 750

Video

2009-03-16T20:17:00.000-07:00

VENTURA GOAT

2009-03-16T20:15:00.001-07:00

VENTURA GOAT

2009-03-16T20:12:00.000-07:00

trying to post another video. it may be a minute ! its coming....

2009-03-11T15:12:00.000-07:00

NEWS BY RACHEL LEGAN 101.5 KGFM

2009-03-11T13:48:00.000-07:00

1st blog

2009-03-10T20:32:00.001-07:00

MY PROMISE TO BAKERSFIELD

2009-03-07T02:02:00.000-08:00

Tonight I rode my bike all around Bako randomly stopping at gas stations restaurants bars and even Chick Fil A our newest addition to bakos fine foods. My mission was to get a better sober understanding of us as BAKERSFIELDIANS. I introduced myself to perfect strangers and tested our kindness and service as a town so I can better understand what we are all about so when I get on the radio I know what and who Im broadcasting to. Ok so Im kind of strange and out there! I already know this but life is short and I thought about it all day. LOL. I would have to say that we are good giving people. We as people drink a little to much and we are a little crazy but all in all we are GOOD PEOPLE! I didnt think I was going to return to Bako after moving to HUNTINGTON HEAVEN but as we all know we always come back home. SOOOOOO here I am and Im going to do my best to make you laugh and smile on our show (RACHEL AND DUSTIN LEGAN 101.5 KGFM) 1st brother and sister morning show in histooooory! GOOGLE IT! We are making History and I want everybody to be a part of it. I promise to entertain you even on my bad days so that you can get a little laugh to start your morning in a very hard hitting economy! I just want to say your DOPE BAKERSFIELD and Im proud to be heard by you!
DUSTIN LEGAN! RACHEL LEGANS BROTHER LOL!

PINK DOLPHIN

2009-03-03T06:38:00.000-08:00

PINK DOLPHIN _ The world's only pink Bottlenose dolphin, which was discovered in an inland lake in Louisiana, has become such an attraction that conservationists have warned tourists to leave it alone. Charter boat captain Erik Rue photographed the animal, which is actually an albino, when he began studying it after the mammal first surfaced in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary, north of the Gulf of Mexico. Rue originally saw the dolphin, which also has reddish eyes, swimming with a pod of four other dolphins, with one appearing to be its mother which never left its side.

OCTO-MOM STOP TRYING TO HAVE KIDS TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THEM~

2009-02-12T08:44:00.000-08:00

GO RED FOR WOMEN 2009 AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION

2009-02-06T06:39:00.001-08:00

Day after work in WOODY! Riding through the HILLS

2009-02-02T19:24:00.000-08:00

Im allergic to BEES so I have to cover My self in BANDANA style! being stung in the neck would be lights out for me!

MY DAY AFTER WORK!

2009-02-02T19:22:00.001-08:00

I headed out to woody for a bike ride through the hills the back to the house for dinner with my crazy friends!

IF YOU SEE ME ON THE ROAD DONT RUN ME OVER PLEASE! THANK YOU

2009-02-01T14:55:00.000-08:00

PLEASE LOOK OUT FOR RIDERS! I KNOW WE ARE HARD TO SEE SOMETIME BUT PLEASE LOOK LEFT AND LOOK RIGHT!

RACHEL BEING REAL FUNNY! WHEN I SOLD ALARMS AND YES THAT IS REALLY ME IN THE PICTURE!

2009-01-26T07:31:00.000-08:00

the water tray at work

2009-01-23T08:00:00.001-08:00

IM NOT GOING TO DUMP THIS DISEASE INFESTED WATER TRAY! SORRY!

DAD PICS AND PAINTINGS AND STUFF! LOL

2009-01-21T06:49:00.000-08:00

THE PAINTING OF THE GIRL IS RACHEL! PAINTED BY MY DAD! AKA "WHITE FEATHER" He's a great painter! LET ME KNOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE ONE OF HIS PAINTINGS! THEY ARE ONE OF A KIND!

MORE OF MY TEHACHAPI TRI TO SEE DAD!

2009-01-21T06:45:00.000-08:00

PRES SWORN IN! AND TRIP TO MY DADS IN BEAR VALLEY!

2009-01-21T06:42:00.000-08:00

THIS SHOULD SPARK YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!

2009-01-19T06:50:00.001-08:00

BACK TO THE GYM I GO!

2009-01-16T08:05:00.001-08:00

HELLO!

2009-01-15T10:10:00.000-08:00

You wake up and you are in a full blown sweat your entire body is in pain as if you were in a collision with a MACK TRUCK! You struggle to get out of your bed for 5 min and just when you think you have done it you realize you had fallen on the floor knocking over your red bull can and the sip of water that was left in your glass that was by your bed. Your mind is cloudy to say the least as you pick up the iphone that is cracked because of your dumb scooter crash and call your ever giving sister to tell her you may not make it to work and she says thats cool dont trip Ill take care of it! THATS WHY I DIDNT COME TO WORK THURSDAY! Ill be on the air tomorrow so Ill see you at 5am!

ROBERT RODRIGUEZ OUR NEW TRAFFIC CHP OFFICER ON THE AIR

2009-01-13T09:12:00.000-08:00

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ME PART TWO! SAME DAY!

2009-01-13T07:10:00.001-08:00

BLOOD BRUISE THEN PRETTY GIRL! THE DAY ENDED WELL!

MY MONDAY!

2009-01-13T07:02:00.000-08:00

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ME! LIFE IS A TRIP IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT! LOTS OF THINGS CAN HAPPEN IN ONE DAY!
TALK ON THE RADIO, GIVE BLOOD, SEE PROTESTERS PRAYING, SEE MOM AND MORE ABOVE THIS POST!

MY MAMA AND HER NEW TAX OFFICE

2009-01-13T06:39:00.000-08:00

Tell me this dog isnt cute! Pit Bulls are not All bad!

2009-01-08T08:33:00.000-08:00

do not start your car to warm it up unless you want it stolen or maybe worse! READ THE STORY

2009-01-05T07:34:00.000-08:00

dont warm up your car and leave it!

****courtesy of The Bakersfield Californian****

A shooting suspect in a white Dodge Durango led Bakersfield Police officers on a chase Sunday morning along the runways and around the hangars of the Bakersfield Municipal Airport.

When the armed suspect crashed his vehicle and took off running he was shot by three officers. Police reported Monday he died at Kern Medical Center.

The incident was witnessed by customers and employees of the Rocket Shop Cafe located inside the aiport off of South Union Avenue.

Cafe employee Irene Neri breathlessly recalled the incident:

“I saw the chase up until the shooting. It was a white Durango, I think, and there were about 10 cop cars chasing him. It lasted about 12 minutes in the airport. He was going towards Union but the gates were closed and then he was going to Cottonwood and then all of a sudden we saw him go airborne.”

The incident began at about 9:30 a.m. when the suspect shot a man in the 700 block of Geneva Avenue and took his car, according to the BPD’s news release.

That shooting victim has not yet been identified.

The stolen vehicle was seen by a police officer a few minutes later on Planz Road. Officers attempted a traffic stop, but the suspect refused to stop and after a short chase he smashed through a gate and entered the airport.

The suspect then evaded officers for about 10 minutes, the news release said, before he crashed the Durango.

The following is from the official BPD press release:

Officers went to the vehicle and began ordering the suspect out. There was no response. The officers broke out the rear window at which time they observed the suspect, still sitting in the driver’s seat, reach down towards the floor. He then exited the vehicle armed with a firearm and began running north from the vehicle. The officers ordered him to stop but he refused. Three officers then fired shots striking the suspect.

Later Sunday afternoon, BPD Sgt. Greg Terry said the names of the officers involved and the number of shots fired will likely be released Monday morning. He didn’t know how fast the Durango was going during the pursuit.

About 20 to 40 people were in the Rocket Shop Cafe at the time of the pursuit, according to general manager, Michael Harmon, and “everyone was watching it.”

The pursuit went all over the airport and around the hangers, Harmon said. He arrived 20 minutes after the chase, but his customers and employees filled him in on what happened.

The airport is about 200 acres in size and houses around 100 aircraft, according to the airport’s official Web site.

No one from the restaurant witnessed the actual shooting because it was out of sight from the cafe.

The last BPD officer-involved shooting was almost a year ago when Leon Anderson Jr. died in a Feb. 9 shootout with three officers, including Officer Dennis Eddy who was shot in the chest (while wearing a bulletproof vest) and the leg during that incident.

Eddy returned to work recently.

IMTA ON MY LATEST MISSION FOR FAME AND FORTUNE

2009-01-05T07:20:00.000-08:00

INTERNATIONAL MODEL AND TALENT ASSOCIATION IN LA WITH EXTRAORDINAIRE MODELS AND TALENT! MY SECOND HOME AND FAMILY!

JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE!

2008-12-30T07:08:00.000-08:00

The other night I was at a lady friends house! WINK WINK! I was offerd A Rice Krispy treat and I said sure!!!!!!!!!!! THEN SHE CAME AROUND THE CORNER WITH THIS!!!!!

THIS IS INTERESTING! LADIES CHECK THIS OUT!

2008-12-30T06:50:00.000-08:00

Redbook) You may think you know your husband better than anyone, but chances are he has at least one ''don't-tell-the-wife'' secret -- and he may have as many as 11. Men get smarter as they age. While a younger man might think being honest is always the best policy, he quickly learns that some things are best kept secret the first time he confesses to his girlfriend that yes, he was watching that pretty young thing in the bikini wash her car. Magazine writer and editor Ty Wenger reveals what every woman wants to know: the 11 "don't-tell-the-husband" secrets most women keep:
1. Yes, he falls in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean he wants to leave you.
2. He actually does play golf to get away from you
3. He is unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after he has made one to you
4. Earning money makes him feel important
5. Though he often protests, he actually enjoys fixing things around the house
6. He likes it when you mother him, but he's terrified that you'll become your mother
7. Every year he loves you more
8. He really doesn't understand what you're talking about when you discuss "issues" in your relationship. It makes no sense at all to him--even though he will nod in agreement and apparent understanding
9. He is terrified when you drive
10. He'll always wish he was 25 again
11. Give him an inch and he'll give you a lifetime. Translation: Let him be a dumb guy and play poker with his buddies or go on vacation alone, and he'll love you forever for that

BRAND NEW FACE

2008-12-19T06:56:00.000-08:00

OK MY face is brand new! 5 days ago I looked like the PIC below this one!

2008-12-15T07:52:00.000-08:00

SCOOTER CRASH! BE SAFE LIFE IS SHORT! 10 MPH will hurt you! I was just moving a scooter from a to b and what do you know I have a brand new Face!!!!!!!!! it will get better soon! JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE!

2008-12-11T06:22:00.000-08:00

The above photo, which wa apparently circulated on the Internet, has become the focus of a controversy over a joke within the Sheriff's Department. This apparently doctored photograph of a Kern County Sheriff's patrol car with an unusual motto has been widely circulated on the internet. Sheriff Mack Wimbish admitted Wednesday the photo was made by someone inside the department, and he's trying to decide what to do about it when he finds out who it was.
GOOD O'L BAKERSFIELD!!

Is this food a crock?

2008-12-10T06:46:00.000-08:00

Here is the chicken vegetable "crockery dish" Rachel attempted to cook.She says it was supposed to be a stew,I say "YUMMY".

BAKERSFIELD MAGAZINE FEATURES RACHEL AND DUSTIN FIRST BROTHER AND SISTER RADIO SHOW IN HISTORY!

2008-12-04T08:43:00.000-08:00

PICK UP THE LATEST ISSUE OF BAKERSFIELD MAGAZINE PAGE 15 THATS MY SISTER!

THINK ABOUT THIS!

2008-11-25T08:31:00.001-08:00

If you talk about something enough it is more likely to happen!

Depression 0f 2009 and what it would be if it came. Very interesting!

2008-11-20T07:26:00.000-08:00

From Boston.comUnlike the 1930s, when food and clothing were far more expensive, today we spend much of our money on healthcare, child care, and education, and we'd see uncomfortable changes in those parts of our lives. The lines wouldn't be outside soup kitchens but at emergency rooms, and rather than itinerant farmers we could see waves of laid-off office workers leaving homes to foreclosure and heading for areas of the country where there's more work -- or just a relative with a free room over the garage. Already hollowed-out manufacturing cities could be all but deserted, and suburban neighborhoods left checkerboarded, with abandoned houses next to overcrowded ones.And above all, a depression circa 2009 might be a less visible and more isolating experience. With the diminishing price of televisions and the proliferation of channels, it's getting easier and easier to kill time alone, and free time is one thing a 21st-century depression would create in abundance.Instead of dusty farm families, the icon of a modern-day depression might be something as subtle as the flickering glow of millions of televisions glimpsed through living room windows, as the nation's unemployed sit at home filling their days with the cheapest form of distraction available.

I challenge you to show me a "Grodier" microwave

2008-11-19T06:38:00.000-08:00

THIS IS OUR MICROWAVE! We are sooooooo proud!

Remember this!

2008-11-17T08:31:00.000-08:00

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT AND YOUR SITTING BACK THINKING " OK I GOT IT" Get ready because thats when it all changes! HAHAHAHAHAHA
You Never Know Whats Going To Happen!

SO What did you think she was thinking about?

2008-11-13T08:51:00.000-08:00

We read that 57% of women say they hate it when a guy is too nice! Are you kidding? Women make up your minds do you want us to be sweet or treat you like dirt?
Guys, these are the people your girlfriend has fantasies about being with:
A male best friend, 56%
A professor or teacher, 47%
Their bosses, 38%
Their doctor, dentist or gynecologist, 37%
Someone inappropriately younger, 36%
Someone inappropriately older, 36%
Best friend's boyfriend, 34%
Female best friend, 32%
Friend's father, 23%
Work subordinate, 22%
Family member, 4%

BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE

2008-11-11T08:26:00.000-08:00

THE LAW OF ATTRACTION!
THINK ABOUT IT TALK ABOUT IT WRITE IT DOWN AND SAY IT OUTLOUD!
IT WILL COME!
ATTRACT IT TO YOU!

FORGET ME NOT!

2008-11-05T08:13:00.001-08:00

FIVE TIPS THAT WILL GIVE YOU A PERFECT MEMORY
Scientific research proves that we forget half of what we hear after 30 minutes. But five simple tricks will permit you to remember everything you hear forever:
Repeating what you hear as soon as you hear it will move the information from short-term memory into long-term memory. For example, if you're introduced to a stranger, figure out a way to mention her name in the ensuing conversation.
The human brain can store no more than seven bits of information at a time. If someone tells you something, chunk the information into small pieces and repeat them to yourself several times.
Write information down - even if you don't have pen and paper. Just tracing the words in the air with your finger will etch them in your memory.
Listen. When we're in a conversation, a lot of our attention is focused on what we're going to say next and not on what's coming out of the other person's mouth. Pay close attention.
Make mental "photographs" with the information written on them.

JUST TRYIN TO HELP YOU OUT! IF ALL ELSE FAILS GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO ME!

2008-10-31T06:20:00.000-07:00

FIVE FINANCIAL HABITS TO MAKE YOU HAPPIERAlthough it's difficult for most of us to increase our income significantly (especially in this economy), we do have control over our money-handling habits. Here are some of the good habits to adopt:1) Balance your checkbook. It may seem like quaint advice, but it's not. People who balance their checkbooks monthly are happier -- perhaps because they don't worry that the next check they write will bounce. Or maybe seeing that figure on the bottom line curbs the impulse to spend.2) Save 5% of what you make. Financial planners often say it's important to save at least 10% of earnings. In reality, you just need to cross the 5% threshold to see a significant boost in happiness. Once you've shown yourself you can save 5%, you'll find it easier to save more.3) Make a will. Americans have made progress in writing wills. The last big piece of research to measure how many people don't have wills put the number at 70%, according to Consumer Reports. That's still not enough, especially because having a will results in less financial worry in the long run.4) Give to charity. Whether you write checks to your favorite cause, volunteer your time or give away your no-longer-useful belongings, the act of giving is good not just for your beneficiary, but also for you. Why? It makes you happier.5) Talk to your spouse/partner about what you plan to charge. One of the hottest buttons you can push in a marriage is borrowing money without a spouse's knowledge. Many people don't realize it, but that's precisely what you're doing each time you charge on a credit card. So before you slide that Visa through the electronic slot, have an honest chat first.

CLICK ON IMAGE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE

2008-10-22T08:31:00.000-07:00

Get rid of her!

2008-10-17T06:46:00.000-07:00

10 SIGNS IT'S TIME TO DUMP HER
(FHM) Don't be like dad and get married just to avoid a messy breakup. If you see these red flags, it's time to bail.
1.She's a sports fan -- You think you've struck gold because instead of dividing your time between watching football and being with her, you can knock them both out in the same afternoon. She might even make wings and fetch you beers. Break up because: By bedding a sports fan, you're giving up the golden excuse that every other guy on earth has for leaving the house and getting snowed with friends.

2.She loves gossiping -- She sure has a lot to say about her friends when they're not around to listen, but then again, aren't all women like that? Break up because: Dating a gossip is like sharing your bed with a living, breathing personification of the E! network.

3.She controls your dinner options -- She really wants to cook an elaborate meal for dinner, but you'd rather order takeout. So you have a long discussion on the matter until you agree that cooking is probably fine. And then -- how convenient -- all of the night's ingredients have already been bought. Dump her because: While tonight's food choice may seem innocuous at first, you're not far from, "White or purple for the walls?" "Can my mother move in to the living room?" "Birth-control pills or vasectomy?"

4.She cleans your place -- Having a domestic diva to make the bed, pack lunch and do dishes will make any man think he's stumbled up on a living treasure. It's like having a maid -- except you don't need to speak Spanish or worry about the INS. Break up because: Suzie Homemaker doesn't play house in exchange for dinner and a movie. It's her audition for the role of wife. She's investing in you, and when she finally cahses out, only a diamond will cover the bill.

5.She spoils you -- The list of presents she's gotten you for your birthday reads like a page out of the Sharper Image catalog. While your friends' girlfriends stick them with sweaters or "meaningful" mix CDs, you're getting sweet-ass electronics and even a life-size stormtrooper. Break up because: Those presents weren't about you -- they were about her. When your girlfriend's special day rolls around, the bar has been set and you'll be expected to match or surpass what she spent on you.

6.She's constantly dieting -- Everything seems perfect when your lady's watching her waist. Dates are cheaper when she orders half a salad at the restaurant, and sex is better when you can close your eyes, grab her bony wrists and pretend you're with Mary-Kate Olsen. Break up because: A woman who diets obsessively has something to hide -- and it's most likely sluggish thyroid plus a family history of chronic obesity.

7.She flies solo -- You notice that her formerly close friends haven't been around lately. "Cool," you think, "I hated that pack of mascara-streaked gossip-jackals anyway." Break up because: Now that her friends are gone, she's going to start working on ditching yours.

8.She loves Daddy -- She's extremely close with her father, and while it's creepy to watch her revert to a 6-year-old whenever she talks with him, it's nice to know that he's offered to make the down payment on the house should you two ever get married. Break up because: Nothing you do will ever be good enough for her -- or, as importantly, her dad.

9.She hates working -- It's a little annoying that she constantly gripes about work, but, then, who doesn't? It's the stuff crappy sitcoms are made of. Break up because -- She's looking for an employment escape hatch, and you're it. She'll hint that if you were more ambitious, you could get a promotion and make enough for the both of you -- and hey, if you were married, your healthcare would cover her too. If you think it's boring now listening to her talk about work, imagine what it will be like when all she has to talk about are the day's soap operas.

10.She takes you shopping -- You've convinced yourself that your presence at the mall might persuade your girlfriend to buy sexier clothing, so you hold her bags while she searches for the perfect top. Break up because: Please refer back to Breakup Sign No. 7. This is just another way for her to increase her dependence on you.

Just lending a helping hand

2008-10-17T06:12:00.000-07:00

FIVE WAYS TO FIGHT A TRAFFIC TICKET1) Gather evidence. Ask the traffic court to see official documents, like calibration records for either the radar gun or the speedometer used to clock your car. File a discovery request with the prosecutor so you can examine documents in advance for flaws. But note that if you subpoena documents, you'll remind the officer of the incident, which may prompt him to show up in court (see No. 5).2) Beat the beam. Speed-measuring devices such as radar and laser (aka LIDAR, or Light Detecting and Ranging) are subject to human error. Some attorneys have won cases in which officers have failed to give sufficient proof of proper LIDAR positioning.3) Go for technicalities. If certain elements of a ticket are missing, the case can be thrown out. For instance, if the officer's name and signature are illegible and if the badge number is impossible to read on a New York City parking ticket, then it should be dismissed, according to a former city parking judge.4) Be brief. Judges don't have a lot of time. Give a two-minute report. Use visual evidence, such as a photo of a road sign obscured by foliage.5) Win by default. If the officer doesn't show up and the court asks for a continuance (postponement to another day), then your response should be, "I object," . The case should be dismissed if the officer doesn't have a good reason to be absent from court.