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Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008
By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern"
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. Permalink | Was this review helpful to you? (Report this)
Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt B000OE2OLU Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Apparel Dual Function Design This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" November 10, 2008
Overall: 5
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Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt
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Posted on May 15, 2009 7:10 AM PDT
J. Viggiano says:
Bravo, sir! I bow before your linguistic might and satirical genius.
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In reply to an earlier post on May 15, 2009 10:39 AM PDT
J. Megna says:
To Eric Holland:
No, this shirt is INEFFECTIVE at flea markets. You are officially warned! However, there is a Chupacabra shirt that works at flea markets. You can find it below. It says that it is a maternity shirt and is available in XXL. This is PERFECT, as it will probably match the phenotype of the men who want to wear it even better than a men's XXL would.
http://www.amazon.com/CafePress-Chupacabra-Maternity-Dark-T-Shirt/dp/B0022L2Y7C/
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Posted on May 15, 2009 9:06 PM PDT
Donald R. Holte says:
I am wondering if Zubazs are the pants to wear with this shirt and if so, what color. Also, footwear and sock advice please. Thanks
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Posted on May 18, 2009 9:17 AM PDT
sfinkx says:
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Do people like this really exist?
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Posted on May 18, 2009 4:27 PM PDT
Mark the Critic says:
I absolutely love amazon, but seeing this allows to me see a new more comical aspect of the online shopping center i love. Whoever thought of doing this is incredibly witty and should send me a copy of her first real short story or novel.
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In reply to an earlier post on May 19, 2009 2:14 AM PDT
Mme Valérie Revelut Lapetina says:
Oh yes, and send us a little magic by internet too :)
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Posted on May 19, 2009 6:37 AM PDT
Professor Pepperwinkle says:
Does this design come on underwear? That's where I need it most!
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Posted on May 19, 2009 7:06 AM PDT
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Jizzlobber says:
Check out the 100+ absolutely hilarious reviews for this Amazon product. They're the funniest reviews on Amazon!
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2AL976CQQ5WK
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Posted on May 19, 2009 7:55 AM PDT
Aileen Ortega says:
oustanding! brilliant! hilarious! i laughed until i cried.
